i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E
hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse
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one day theyre going to make a city where there are no bugs and you better believe that i will be the first person to move there
i wish boobs were like an accessory instead of something permanently attached to you like you could say “wow this dress would look really good with these boobs” and “i feel like wearing boobs today” or “not really…
Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.
that burn is so bad you’re gonna need a 3 year journey to regain your honor
i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am
when i was 14, i proposed to this girl in my class and she said yes but our parents said we were too young to get married so we tried to do it in secret and one of my friends found this shady guy to marry us but then the girl broke up with me when she transferred schools and we never got the marriage annulled but i don’t even know if it was official in the first place so long story short, i think i might be married.
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